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Monthly Archives: August 2006

Better than Apples

“Ounce for ounce, bite for bite… BETTER THAN APPLES.”
Prunes have got it tough, man. I think you need to have some sort of advanced degree in marketing to pur a positive spin on something that looks like a bucket of demon hearts. When you read the little fine-print explanation, they mean”better” in that [...]

An Awkward Thing

“Hey, man, I wanna talk to you. Why would you say that about my wife?”
In a situation like this it was best to go on the offense.
“Thing is, point blank, your wife looks pregnant and I feel it’s my responsibility as a bartender to not serve anyone who is. It’s not an [...]

Link Puma

holy shit, contageous cancer! In dogs, but still.
EyeTV – TV for your mac.
AIDS vaccine! Fuck yes!
This idea to temporarily abate global warming… sounds like it needs to be though through a little more.
AI investing
Specific serotonin gene blocked to produce always-happy mice! Maurice, could you have known?
Jimmy Wales talks about Wikipedia, my favorite [...]

Lance and Arica on the Move

It didn’t help things that Meredith and I were up ‘till past three on Friday playing Monopoly. We arrive a little late, but still on time ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo. After a few hours of packing the McCords treat us to the final lunch in Mebane. Everyone else (Including Meredith who was such a sport [...]

I am a modern Peter Gibbons

What I’m working on now feels a lot like the y2k bug… just a lot of going through old code… looking for what is out-dated… updating it…
If I had made the movie Office Space I would have had a scene with Peter smoking a cigar in his cube, feet up on the desk, completely naked. [...]