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Monthly Archives: September 2006

Vandelized Finger

Friday, September 29, 2006

This may violate some confidentiality clause, but I got this email in my inbox at work:

Subject: Vandelized [sic] Finger
All,
Does anyone know who is vandalizing Jay’s big
red finger?
There is a reward for capturing the perp.
Thanks,

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Link Pie

Friday, September 29, 2006

One of Stereolabrat’s better posts
You know what? Personal fucking helicopter, that’s fucking what!
No one is safe with the bump key around! No one!
get one of them Gore-bulbs, man!
Wired talks about Nerdcore.
I’m already having difficulty sleeping.
Excellent post on splogs
Analysis of 20000 MySpace passwords
Awesome 2D to 3D drawing tool
New competition for Wikipedia – created by [...]

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80 shits

Friday, September 29, 2006

“I don’t know how this band expects to take 80 shits in two hours.”
“What in Mary’s tits are you talking about?”
“Right here. It says ‘English Beat: two hours of 80 shits!”
It was almost too good to be true. Someone got careless with the spacing when they were trying to write “80s hits!” [...]

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pool balls

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Someone stole our pool balls.
“Where are all the pool balls?”
“Don’t look at me. Everyone knows I can only fit seven in my ass.”

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Life Skills

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

“Look over there,” Steph sez, jabbing me in the ribs. The same couch that scared Kemp out of any form of sexuality now was home to a forty-some guy–in full on schmooze–with his arm wrapped around an obviously sub-eighteen girl. Her look was contained terror. My first instinct was to go over [...]

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