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Monthly Archives: October 2006

Spam filter

Some day I’ll get a better filter to fight comment spam on my blogs. As it is there is a word black-list which means if you type a word that is verboten, your comment won’t get posted. As a friend points out: What it means is you can create blog entries about weird stuff like [...]

Note to Google

could you please stop making ads for “sex offender database” and “vaginal tightness” appear on my blog? (Of course this blog post is not going to help the matter.)

Tilly and the Wall: Tappin’ Dat Ass

We all expected shit to go down at Jedi Mind Tricks. That blog entry could have been written once I saw them on the schedule. But Tilly and the Wall? Why all the commotion at the Cradle? Why does Jesus want me to fear for my life? Longtime readers of my blog will recall the [...]

Phone Borken

Somewhere between the exposed breasts on on stage and having to jump in the middle of a six person fight I spilled beer on my phone and it flipped out, so I may be out of commission phone-wise for a bit. Sorry, my peeps. About the fight: Since guy fights have rules I wasn’t hurt. [...]

Where I work

Google Earth link: Rho, Inc. Google Earth link: Cat’s Cradle

Anus Tart

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Kid Names

Brian I’ve never really thought of what I’d like to name a baby if it were a boy M Max Brian “Max Risk” sounds like a comic book character. M Jewish people often just name their kids after dead relatives. Brian “You don’t vant to name your child ‘Shalom-muckduck-shalom’? Vaht? It’s a poifectly good name! [...]

USPTO Patent Search

I’m trying that new make-your-own-search-engine thing from google.com/coop. Oh yeah, can’t forget the misspellings: patent atent ptent paent patnt patet paten aptent ptaent paetnt patnet patetn latent oatent pqtent pwtent pstent pztent payent pagent pafent parent patrnt patdnt patsnt patwnt patebt pateht patejt patemt pateny pateng patenf patenr ppatent paatent pattent pateent patennt patentt

Bug squashed

I figured out the bug that was plaguing me for the past two weeks. It’s a bit nerve-wracking. You hope that you will figure it out, but there is the chance you never will. I was a bit paranoid about this when I visited Arica and Lance last weekend, but this week I just sat [...]

Odd Jobs.

1. Pet sitter 2. Slug catcher – UNC grad student needed slugs for research 3. Test subject – asthma research 4. Illustrator – Kerr Drug ads 5. Dish washer 6. Web designer – North Carolina Supercomputing Center 7. House Cleaner 8. Multimedia designer – web, logos, computer based trainings, horrible PowerPoint slides 9. Associate professor [...]


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