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Monthly Archives: February 2007

Surreal Lyrics Contest

Billy has set up a “Surreal Lyrics” contest. You come up with the most off the wall lyrics and get them to him (billy at customserenade.com). A panel of big-name judges will select the cream of the surreal crop and Billy and I will set them to music. Full deets on billy’s surreal blog.

Squatapus to the Rescue!

I <3 NY

This city is amazingly easy to navigate; I’ve been in Manhattan since Sunday and I feel comfortable. It’s a comfortable city. It’s warm and secure like that hoody I bought seconds out of the subway in Chinatown. There’s a lot I enjoy about it apart from Carrboro, but there’s also a lot of good similarities. [...]

REAL ARTWORK!! MUST SEE!!!!!!!!! ITS NUDE CARMEN ELECTRA!!!

This 3D model is simply spectacular in its true-to-form realism. (SFW) From Guy: Carmen Electra: “I want to look like THAT.” plastic surgeon: “That is a neomodern white cylindrical coffee table.” Carmen Electra: “Yes. That!” plastic surgeon: “Well, if I had scruples I’d be a volunteer in Africa or something. What the hell.”

Puppy Dogs Perform Stem Cell Research

The Case of the Motorized Carriage

After many contemplative puffs on his trademark ivory pipe, the distinct smell of Squire Humbolt Fartington’s aged Persian tobacco permeated through the study. A knowing twinkle in his eye glimmers mischievously. With a deft hand the Squire extricates the yellowed stalk from his impossibly waxed moustache and announces with grand authority, “I have it!” The [...]

Adorable Heart Wants to Tell You Something

Ed Norton, Really?

Already typecast as “that red dude with the goatee.”

No One Suspects a Flatulent Koala

Also: A clock-maker is known for his unique oval pocket watches. At a trade convention another clock-maker approaches and asks, “hey man, why the long face?”

No Redeeming Value Whatsofuckingever

The web is becoming one big blistering eyesore and these websites are no exception: Profile People Search Phone Number Wiki Top Performing Mutual Funds Security Camera Stuff 2008 Cars CleanSync Stay Skinny!


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