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Monthly Archives: February 2007

Surreal Lyrics Contest

Billy has set up a “Surreal Lyrics” contest. You come up with the most off the wall lyrics and get them to him (billy at customserenade.com). A panel of big-name judges will select the cream of the surreal crop and Billy and I will set them to music. Full deets on billy’s [...]

Squatapus to the Rescue!

I <3 NY

This city is amazingly easy to navigate; I’ve been in Manhattan since Sunday and I feel comfortable. It’s a comfortable city. It’s warm and secure like that hoody I bought seconds out of the subway in Chinatown. There’s a lot I enjoy about it apart from Carrboro, but there’s also a lot of [...]

REAL ARTWORK!! MUST SEE!!!!!!!!! ITS NUDE CARMEN ELECTRA!!!

This 3D model is simply spectacular in its true-to-form realism. (SFW)
From Guy:

Carmen Electra: “I want to look like THAT.”
plastic surgeon: “That is a neomodern white cylindrical coffee table.”
Carmen Electra: “Yes. That!”
plastic surgeon: “Well, if I had scruples I’d be a volunteer in Africa or something. What the hell.”

Puppy Dogs Perform Stem Cell Research