Brian Risk’s Blog

Uzi’s awesome prestidigitation! Card tricks from the heavens!
Ball of pubes in the Cradle men’s room trash.
A dream that a kid I once knew grew up to really, really hate me.

“If it hasn’t been said before, then I won’t be the one to say it.” — which, in a nice Bertrand Russell-y kind of of way, has that savory, self-referencing-paradox-y kind of flavor to it as I have never heard that said before.

Band practice was fun, but when I put in the ear-plugs I felt that I sounded like Lou Ferrigno singing the Ramones. Afterwards Jeff, Chris and I went to OCSC for a bit then Jeff and I had dinner at Tylers and a quick two games of pool at Hell.
Hey, who’s the douche-nozzle who [...]