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Monthly Archives: March 2007

Last night roundup

Uzi’s awesome prestidigitation! Card tricks from the heavens! Ball of pubes in the Cradle men’s room trash. A dream that a kid I once knew grew up to really, really hate me.

Link mosquito

Scientists Create Sheep That Are 15 Percent Human – shepherds still insist on attempting it the “natural” way.

Amber Quote

“If it hasn’t been said before, then I won’t be the one to say it.” — which, in a nice Bertrand Russell-y kind of of way, has that savory, self-referencing-paradox-y kind of flavor to it as I have never heard that said before.

The Ultimate Slingshot

This is the best way to demonstrate the Doppler effect.

Skid Rho

Band practice was fun, but when I put in the ear-plugs I felt that I sounded like Lou Ferrigno singing the Ramones. Afterwards Jeff, Chris and I went to OCSC for a bit then Jeff and I had dinner at Tylers and a quick two games of pool at Hell. Hey, who’s the douche-nozzle who [...]

I could care less

Ca-razy!

From here.

Maybe the best sandwiches I have ever made

It was amazing. I was in the zone. What zone? The flavor-zone! I came home for lunch because I forgot to take my experimental hearing pills, so I figured that I may as well save some change and make my lunch. Here’s how it went down: I put some bacon in the microwave I put [...]

Explosions in this guy

File under: cry-me-a-river style thoughts “What are your passions?” turns out to be a more elucidating question than you would imagine. With every scar I feel deeper in this fibrous husk. I am classically (perhaps even detrimentally) passionate. It’s something I’ve always enjoyed about being me – times weren’t always good, but they were unfailingly [...]

Google Anal

“Google Analytics” got unfortunately truncated in my taskbar. Tee. Tee he. Tee he he he he he.