• nature made red the sexiest color around
• Old School trivia. Looking forward to Old School Dos.

• Pix3l 4r+!

• I want to be here. The only sign of humanity will be the blurry bridge of my nose.
• It is a fate foretold in Idiocracy.
• Richard Parker was named after an Edgar Allan Poe character from The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket (1838). The book tells of four shipwrecked men who, after many days’ privation, drew lots to decide who should be killed and eaten. The cabin boy, named Richard Parker, draws the short straw and is eaten. Tales of cannibalism by shipwrecked sailors were not uncommon in the 19th century, but oddly enough, 46 years after Poe’s story was published, the very events Poe wrote about would happen in reality. Captain Dudley and three sailors were stranded in a skiff in the Pacific after the sinking of their yacht Mignonette on the way to Australia. They are forced to eat one of the party to survive, and feast on his body for 4 days — a sailor boy named Richard Parker.
• Real Life Richard Parkers swim straight into your terror nook!

• Stalin for the three!

• -hopes -dreams
• America in the 40’s. A simpler time.

I can’t stand working on this song anymore, so I’m going to release this demo and see if you can give any suggestions as to how it can be better. Yes, Dan, more drum solos. I hear you.

Listen to: Eatin’ Poutine.

i love you more than ketchup
i love you more than hollandaise
i love you more than vinegar
i love you more than mayonnaise

when i look in your eyes
there comes a shocking surprise
you know I just cant disguise
I love those gravy and fries

The only thing that I love in this world more than you
is eatin’ poutine

baby, you’re the best
second only to a condiment
you know that you’re soooo good!
right after my comfort food

…

you can call me crazy
call me anything
if there’s one thing that I mean
don’t get between me and poutine

Some synesthetics will see white when they hear this.

• If you could just listen to NPR’s spot on worst bosses, that’d be great. M’kay? Thanks. Oh, and I’ll see that you get a copy of that memo.
• Lions v. buffalo v. crocadiles v. baby Jesus’ tears
• A lion peers into its own deepening pit of regret.
• My jar of *CASHEWS* has a small-point-type warning on the back: “Contains cashews.” It also tells me that it is a product of India and/or Vietnam. This prompted a search on “stupid lawsuits” which yielded this page.
• lightning
• photoillusions

If I made a movie, it would be Zombies vs. Furries.

• Picture 1
• Picture 2

• I like this visualization of the market.
• It’s funny how on a small scale things behave with simple rules. On a medium scale there is complexity almost to the degree of randomness. On the large scale things behave with simple rules.
• More awesome visualization with this iris-like image of Wikipedia.

• Why I have no desire to read Pride and Prejudice.

• Real-life Squatapus! Also something in the group that looks like my deep-sea hippie-angler.
• Again, StumbleUpon, you really push the limits of what I can look at in the office.
• M4th 4rt! My god, that stuff is great.

• Jeff Bridges’ coolness has ++.
• Pretty photo site of the day.
• This dog reminds me of some of the muppets from Men In Black (and sort of Jasper); but, yo, check out the pictures of it as a puppy! Aw!
• This luminous photo seems to always be popping up.
• Pi aren’t square! Pi are round! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha shut up, dad. Oh, god, I’m probably going to tell that joke to my kid(s) and the circle of life continues to infinity.
• Speaking of infinity. Check out all the galaxies! It’s enough to make you choke up.

Bed Bath and Beyond, I have found, plays shit rock. Here’s my version.