A PDF of the worst album covers of all time (which appears to fall mostly in the seventies) was just forwarded to me. There’s no nudity, but some are so questionable that if you’re skittish about it then I’d wait ’till after five.

Dan sent me this email:

Do your Google ads want you to buy white tea, green tea, premium gourmet tea for which you will pay literally any price, imported specialty tea, rare Chinese tea, Ceylon tea, white peony, gunpowder green, or sencha perhaps? Remember that you love expensive gourmet tea and no price is too high, because you like exceptionally rare ultra premium quality gourmet tea. I wonder if there are any teas which enhance one’s penis in any way or one’s sexual prowess in bed, which is to say tea remedies for penis ailments, or to put it another way tea penis supplements. Things that I wonder about. Go figure. Dan

p.s. Hmm…how about weight loss teas, which is to say tea to help a person lose weight by drinking tea, that is special weight loss specialty gourmet penis enhancement tea for weight loss and penis enhancement and the drinking enjoyment gourmet quality tea supplement tea drinking experience.

These ads, like flowering tea buds, popped right up:

Jasmine Dragon Pearl Tea
Deliciously fresh jasmine dragon pearl tea at great bargain price.
www.enjoyingtea.com

Tea Forte
Exquisite teas and tea gifts. Silken pyramid tea bags.
www.teaforte.com

Beautiful Teapots
Floral, Chintz, Victorian Teapots Tea Accessories, Vases, Nightlights
www.ClassyClutterGifts.com

Organic Goji Sale
$12.95/lb - $9.95 in Bulk. High Quality, Low Price. Goji Berries
www.LiveSuperfoods.com

Fireworks at Chapel Hill:

I work in this building (click to see larger version):

Okay folks, drink it in. hahahahahahahahahahafuckyou.

Then, weeks later, I had to teach math and looked like this.