I found this in a driveway on Weaver St.

Also: A clock-maker is known for his unique oval pocket watches. At a trade convention another clock-maker approaches and asks, “hey man, why the long face?”

Japanese Ahabs capture, kill giant squid. From the article:

“We believe this is the first time anyone has successfully filmed a giant squid that was alive,” said Kubodera, a researcher with Japan’s National Science Museum. “Now that we know where to find them, we think we can be more successful at fetishizing them and eventually driving them to extinction.”