Comments on: Maybe the best sandwiches I have ever made http://brianrisk.com/maybe-the-best-sandwiches-i-have-ever-made/ Can it be? Fri, 02 Mar 2012 06:22:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog http://brianrisk.com/maybe-the-best-sandwiches-i-have-ever-made/comment-page-1/#comment-693 guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:19:54 +0000 http://brianrisk.com/maybe-the-best-sandwiches-i-have-ever-made/#comment-693 In other words, congratulations, you're free, now go fuck yourself. Um, look pal, but no sandwich is complete without avocadoes. OK, it's not you, it's me. Hello, my name is guy who keeps changing...whatever...and I have an avocado problem. Seriously, I put avocadoes in everything and I have yet to find a single thing they don't improve. Ditto for cocaine, really. But avocadoes are cheaper. Specially if I move to California. Yes...now it is all coming together. If I can just find a cheap house in LA, then all my avocado problems will be solved. This is such an elegant plan. I'm so smart. Also, I feel an ultimate sandwich should have bleu cheese dressing, crumbled bleu cheese, buffalo wing sauce, anchovies, avocadoes, prosciutto, salsa, German pumpernickel, lobster dip, and/or avocadoes, and/or guacamole, and/or avocadoes. Preferrably served with avocadoes on the side. Yes, I pimp my avocadoes. But it's a win-win. Believe me, man, you will not be disappointed by my fine, young, supple, sexy avocadoes. You will like! Me so hungry! Ow ow, me so hungry. And/or cocaine. In other words, congratulations, you’re free, now go fuck yourself.

Um, look pal, but no sandwich is complete without avocadoes. OK, it’s not you, it’s me. Hello, my name is guy who keeps changing…whatever…and I have an avocado problem. Seriously, I put avocadoes in everything and I have yet to find a single thing they don’t improve. Ditto for cocaine, really. But avocadoes are cheaper. Specially if I move to California. Yes…now it is all coming together. If I can just find a cheap house in LA, then all my avocado problems will be solved. This is such an elegant plan. I’m so smart.

Also, I feel an ultimate sandwich should have bleu cheese dressing, crumbled bleu cheese, buffalo wing sauce, anchovies, avocadoes, prosciutto, salsa, German pumpernickel, lobster dip, and/or avocadoes, and/or guacamole, and/or avocadoes. Preferrably served with avocadoes on the side. Yes, I pimp my avocadoes. But it’s a win-win. Believe me, man, you will not be disappointed by my fine, young, supple, sexy avocadoes. You will like! Me so hungry! Ow ow, me so hungry.

And/or cocaine.

]]> By: CA http://brianrisk.com/maybe-the-best-sandwiches-i-have-ever-made/comment-page-1/#comment-687 CA Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:07:40 +0000 http://brianrisk.com/maybe-the-best-sandwiches-i-have-ever-made/#comment-687 Brood is actually the Dutch word for bread and it also means "sandwich". If you ever travel in the NL's, you'll see signs everywhere with the word "broodje" on them-- a broodje is a little sandwich. Just a little more irrelevant Dutch trivia. Oh, and about the whole hand freed from a cast question. The first thing Robert did when his cast was removed was to masturbate in the bathtub. Of course, your question may be less literal, but I suppose masturbation is always an option. Brood is actually the Dutch word for bread and it also means “sandwich”. If you ever travel in the NL’s, you’ll see signs everywhere with the word “broodje” on them– a broodje is a little sandwich. Just a little more irrelevant Dutch trivia.

Oh, and about the whole hand freed from a cast question. The first thing Robert did when his cast was removed was to masturbate in the bathtub. Of course, your question may be less literal, but I suppose masturbation is always an option.

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