Comments on: Who is from the Netherlands? http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/ Can it be? Fri, 02 Mar 2012 06:22:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/comment-page-1/#comment-366 guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog Sat, 16 Dec 2006 23:51:33 +0000 http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/#comment-366 Technically, yes. Their sign is a giant totem pole with a hooker on top of it. "So when you said 'drive thru,' that wasn't a sexual innuendo?" hooker: "What's a innuendo? Hee hee." Technically, yes. Their sign is a giant totem pole with a hooker on top of it.

“So when you said ‘drive thru,’ that wasn’t a sexual innuendo?”

hooker: “What’s a innuendo? Hee hee.”

]]> By: brian http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/comment-page-1/#comment-350 brian Mon, 11 Dec 2006 14:07:02 +0000 http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/#comment-350 My instincts tell me that that being a drive-trhu prostitute doesn't put you at the top of the totem pole in the sex industry. My instincts tell me that that being a drive-trhu prostitute doesn’t put you at the top of the totem pole in the sex industry.

]]> By: CA http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/comment-page-1/#comment-349 CA Sun, 10 Dec 2006 19:11:44 +0000 http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/#comment-349 Isa is "from" the Netherlands. Robert and I can say we are "Dutch" but we can't use the word "from". But unless you are advertising leopard geckos or sugar gliders-- or whatever reptile Isa feels I need to buy her for the big H.-- she wouldn't have hit your site while visiting there two week ago. Speaking of legalized prostituition-- did I ever tell you about the drive thru's in the Netherlands where you can park and have sex with a prostitute in your car? The drive thrus look like one of those car washes with corrugated fiberglass or aluminum stalls. Isa is “from” the Netherlands. Robert and I can say we are “Dutch” but we can’t use the word “from”. But unless you are advertising leopard geckos or sugar gliders– or whatever reptile Isa feels I need to buy her for the big H.– she wouldn’t have hit your site while visiting there two week ago.

Speaking of legalized prostituition– did I ever tell you about the drive thru’s in the Netherlands where you can park and have sex with a prostitute in your car? The drive thrus look like one of those car washes with corrugated fiberglass or aluminum stalls.

]]> By: guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/comment-page-1/#comment-345 guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:46:12 +0000 http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/#comment-345 I'll be good now. Right, Joey? I’ll be good now.

Right, Joey?

]]> By: guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/comment-page-1/#comment-344 guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:45:17 +0000 http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/#comment-344 censored (damn - font tags don't work) censored

(damn – font tags don’t work)

]]> By: guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/comment-page-1/#comment-343 guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:44:49 +0000 http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/#comment-343 and not only that the rest of my witty banter was ! and not only that the rest of my witty banter was !

]]> By: guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/comment-page-1/#comment-335 guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog Thu, 07 Dec 2006 22:37:50 +0000 http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/#comment-335 OH FOR GOD'S SAKE! I CAN'T WRITE THE WORD <B>SHO<I></I>ES</B> WITHOUT IT GETTING CENSORED? GET A REAL SPAM FILTER, MAN! OH FOR GOD’S SAKE! I CAN’T WRITE THE WORD SHOES WITHOUT IT GETTING CENSORED? GET A REAL SPAM FILTER, MAN!

]]> By: guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/comment-page-1/#comment-332 guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog Thu, 07 Dec 2006 22:36:28 +0000 http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/#comment-332 Inte<i></i>rnal linking will get you nowhere, yo<i></i>ung man! (Joey told me that Google frowns upon such flagrant attempts at sham<i></i>eless SEO. Actually, the words Joey used were big<i></i>ger but that was the gist of it.) By the way, prost<i></i>itution is legal in Nevada. Do you have a lot of readers from Nevada? I hear that the Nethe<i></i>rlands is a mag<i></i>ical land of windmills and woo<i></i>den sho<i></i>es where p<i></i>ot is le<i></i>gal and the be<i></i>er flo<i></i>ws like Heineken. Prost<i></i>itution may be le<i></i>gal, but I hear in Holland you have to pay gi<i></i>rls to keep their clot<i></i>hes ON. It's like the 60's frozen in time over there, man. Like a worm<i></i>hole to Hai<i></i>ght Ash<i></i>bury circa 1968, ba<i></i>by. It is one gro<i></i>ovy, happening place, ba<i></i>by. Or maybe I'm thinking of Iceland. Nope, it was the Nether<i></i>lands. Internal linking will get you nowhere, young man!

(Joey told me that Google frowns upon such flagrant attempts at shameless SEO. Actually, the words Joey used were bigger but that was the gist of it.)

By the way, prostitution is legal in Nevada. Do you have a lot of readers from Nevada?

I hear that the Netherlands is a magical land of windmills and wooden shoes where pot is legal and the beer flows like Heineken. Prostitution may be legal, but I hear in Holland you have to pay girls to keep their clothes ON. It’s like the 60′s frozen in time over there, man. Like a wormhole to Haight Ashbury circa 1968, baby. It is one groovy, happening place, baby.

Or maybe I’m thinking of Iceland.

Nope, it was the Netherlands.

]]> By: guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/comment-page-1/#comment-318 guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog Thu, 07 Dec 2006 22:27:33 +0000 http://brianrisk.com/who-is-from-the-netherlands/#comment-318 Internal linking will get you nowhere, young man! (Joey told me that Google frowns upon such flagrant attempts at shameless SEO. Actually, the words Joey used were bigger but that was the gist of it.) By the way, prostitution is legal in Nevada. Do you have a lot of readers from Nevada? I hear that the Netherlands is a magical land of windmills and wooden shoes where pot is legal and the beer flows like Heineken. Prostitution may be legal, but I hear in Holland you have to pay girls to keep their clothes ON. It's like the 60's frozen in time over there, man. Like a wormhole to Haight Ashbury circa 1968, baby. It is one groovy, happening place, baby. Or maybe I'm thinking of Iceland. Nope, it was the Netherlands. Internal linking will get you nowhere, young man!

(Joey told me that Google frowns upon such flagrant attempts at shameless SEO. Actually, the words Joey used were bigger but that was the gist of it.)

By the way, prostitution is legal in Nevada. Do you have a lot of readers from Nevada?

I hear that the Netherlands is a magical land of windmills and wooden shoes where pot is legal and the beer flows like Heineken. Prostitution may be legal, but I hear in Holland you have to pay girls to keep their clothes ON. It’s like the 60′s frozen in time over there, man. Like a wormhole to Haight Ashbury circa 1968, baby. It is one groovy, happening place, baby.

Or maybe I’m thinking of Iceland.

Nope, it was the Netherlands.

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