Perhaps one of the grossest things to ever happen to me just happened

It’s late and I need to finish a project.  What’s this?  My roomate didn’t drink all of the coffee in the pot.  I’ll put some ice cubes in the cup and it’ll be a nice iced-coffee…  {glugglugglug} What the fuck?  Weird stuff in my mouth?  Spit it the fuck out! I spit whatever it was […]