Maybe the best sandwiches I have ever made

It was amazing. I was in the zone. What zone? The flavor-zone! I came home for lunch because I forgot to take my experimental hearing pills, so I figured that I may as well save some change and make my lunch. Here’s how it went down:

  • I put some bacon in the microwave
  • I put bread, meat (turkey or ham) and provolone on bread slices then put them open-faced in the oven to toast.
  • I sauteed some onions using vegetable oil and some of the freshly extracted bacon grease. (so healthy)
  • After toasting I put on some mixed greens, tomatoes, mayo and dijon mustard (the kind with the huge seeds).

It was like the broodwich.

About the pills: Not only have they been shown to counteract the free radicals that cause nerve damage in your ears, they have the peripheral benefit of curbing those late-night cocaine cravings. (Wikipedia)