Another confidentiality clause violation from me. Doug just sent this email which made me laugh:
Denman brought in a pecan pie. It’s really good. Eat it.
Now.
There’s a lot to be said for effective punctuation and I think this is an excellent example. “Now” being on a separate line gives it all the more sense of urgency. (Reader’s note: Doug is the English major in a department of autistic troglodytes.)