Brian
I’ve never really thought of what I’d like to name a baby if it were a boy
M
Max
Brian
“Max Risk” sounds like a comic book character.
M
Jewish people often just name their kids after dead relatives.
Brian
“You don’t vant to name your child ‘Shalom-muckduck-shalom’? Vaht? It’s a poifectly good name! Ay, you’re killing me! ”
M
“Your great grandmother -may she rest in peace- will roll over in her grave if you don’t use the name of your late great grandfather. He came to america with nothing, nothing!”
And so on.
Brian
Maybe if the name were, you know, fucked up in that white-trash Americans can fuck up a name. “Bat-Ami” just needs an extra ‘i’ and… voila: Batamii. Now that’s Britnee-rific.
“Adiva” becomes “Adeevuh”.
Actually, “Adiva” is perfect to begin with.
“Aziza”, now there’s a palindrome I like!
Back to “Bat-Ami”: I think “B-Tami” would be a good direction to take that.