One of life’s truisms is that the kind of person who wants to have anal sex with you in the bathroom of a filthy rock club after first meeting you is the exact – again – the exact kind of person that you should not if-you-know-what-is-good-for-you have anal sex with in the bathroom of a filthy rock club after first meeting them. I honestly thought that the punk-rock marching band would be the big story from last night. No, it was some girl who mI’ve never met before wanting to get rammed by the urinals; that pretty much took the cake.