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Monthly Archives: June 2006

Fruit Loops Frighten Me

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Most all decent cereals (excluding the ultra-hippy) come in a box. But that cereal is not contained in a box, it is contained in a bag inside a box. Why the redundant containment? I’m guessing there was some governmental mandate put in place to test the capacity of our nation’s landfills. [...]

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Sex With High School Students: Amy McElhenney is a Pioneer for Justice!

Monday, June 12, 2006

Good news! Another beauty queen has been accused of having sex with one of her students! Thing is, this time the student is 18. Law is (in Texas, where this happened) you can’t have sex with public school students no matter what, but in light of this case lawmakers are considering a [...]

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5K, Serotonin

Monday, June 12, 2006

So this weekend was no big deal.  I ran a 5k and had lunch with the guy who isolated serotonin.  I achieved all of my running goals: beating Heidi, 24minutes and that cocky looking older guy who looked like a Cary archetype.
The meal proved to be an interesting insight into the field of chemistry, or [...]

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The Monty Hall Problem – Goats for all!

Thursday, June 8, 2006

Let me take you to a glittering tv set complete with studio audience, gameshow host and three glittering doors.  Behind one door is that newest sports car you’ve had your little eye on.  The other two have goats and your are allergic to goats.  You want that car.  You are told by the hypermelanic host [...]

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Godblessyourshiznit

Wednesday, June 7, 2006

Put it on your car bumper.  Wear it as a slogan on your chest.  Attempt to speak it out loud!  It’s the brand new meme straight from Lance!

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