Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Check out this example row: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 4/5 2 8 6/9 6/9 7 3 4/5/9 1 Look at cells 1 and 8. Both of those have 4 and 5 as possibilities but cell 8 also has 9. We know a row has to have both a 4 and [...]
Friday, December 22, 2006
Japanese Ahabs capture, kill giant squid. From the article: “We believe this is the first time anyone has successfully filmed a giant squid that was alive,” said Kubodera, a researcher with Japan’s National Science Museum. “Now that we know where to find them, we think we can be more successful at fetishizing them and eventually [...]
Thursday, December 21, 2006
2008 is going to be an exciting year. Good friend, regular reader and enthusiastic moron Joey came out with his website 2008 Camaros because he is really, really excited about that car. This was cool because Joey doesn’t have much save his love of futuristic muscle-cars, so why should we take that from him. Then [...]
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
I added the post-it note to the cover which I think really completes the image.
Monday, December 18, 2006
I don’t say “hello?” when I answer the phone anymore. I say “hello!” The change? Caller ID. Knowing who’s calling moots obligation for identification. In fact, I feel like I sound stupid when I call a friend and announce, “hey, it’s Brian.” No shit, Sherlock. I knew it was you because my phone said “FUCKTARD.” [...]
Friday, December 15, 2006
Kemp shows up with his new digital camera and starts snapping some candid shots. Never afraid of hamming it up, I pull off my shirt and do a Hulk Hogan-style flex, showing off my rippling abs… right as someone who works at Rho comes up to the bar. “You don’t have to tell anyone about [...]
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Say this to any robot: “They’re right, too. Their right to write two to Bill Wright is right there in the Bill of Rights.”
“I got you some presents,” Cynthia says, popping into my cube. “What are they?” “Read the card!” [it says something about spa gifts.] The first gift is the size of a burrito; the kind of burrito a 300 pound texan would eat on a dare. It’s one liter of Head’n’shoulders. “Are you trying to tell [...]
Thursday, December 7, 2006
This site is getting all sorts of hits from the .nl posse. Why? Who are you? You’re the one’s with legalized prostitution. What could you possibly want from me? On a semi-related note, you do one blog post titled “Autofellation” and suddenly you’re an authority on the subject. I imagine droves of people expecting pictures [...]