• A Texas woman just published her theory on global warming. Don’t be too hard on congress, lady. It’s an easy enough mistake. I once accidentally set the “PM” to “AM” on my clock. Thankfully the authorities contacted me before an era of ice and darkness ensued. Chuck sez, “guys - you *do* know that Congress doesn’t have the power to determine the length of the days, don’t you? Everyone knows that that responsibility lies with Chronos, God of Time, and we must bow before him and make a sacrifice unto him, lest he rewinds time itself and makes me go through 7th grade again.”
• If you didn’t want to punch ID people in the mouth before, reading this dialog with one of them will really firm up that impulse:
• This GA based character animation may help offset the bad taste in your mouth.

A hundred concentric orbits
flood and fire forms
a recursive ringtoss
armor becomes skin
in a solar system
of age

If there was one college where I’d say people would notice if you had died, I would say that was St. Andrews. Looks like I was wrong.

While Daniel Goodstein was decomposing in Concord Hall, I was reminiscing with the other two class of ‘97 graduates who decided to come to the reunion. Heather didn’t technically graduate ’till ‘99, so really it was just Matt and me.

Flashearth is pretty awesome.
Agents is awesome.
Iceland is aw3some.

A recent edit to WikiSummaries:

“People who use this site are stupid and need to reaize that wikipedia is a dangerous person who will touch you in his truck.”

First, this moment of clarity: I mean the human embodiment of an asshole. AKA pricks, douche-nozzles, fuck-tards and the like. What I don’t mean are anuses. Lube up and do all the buttholes you want. I mean really, go to town. Just please, put a moratorium on hooking up with these cankle fuckers because you’re encouraging their bad behavior.

Last night I had to come down on a guy and tell him that girlfriend-choking is not something we are really cool with at the Cat’s Cradle. All the while I’m thinking, why the fuck is she even with this guy? It’s no surprise she was plastered - anyone would have to be to negotiate any sort of relationship with sucha chode.

update: I forgot to mention this was the Citizen Cope and that show, for a few reasons makes me want to make a litany of “fuck you’s”. I’ve got to find some place to get rid of all this anger.