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Monthly Archives: April 2007

Unintelligent Design

A Texas woman just published her theory on global warming. Don’t be too hard on congress, lady. It’s an easy enough mistake. I once accidentally set the “PM” to “AM” on my clock. Thankfully the authorities contacted me before an era of ice and darkness ensued. Chuck sez, “guys – you *do* know that Congress [...]

fuck yes

Ode to a Sweet-Ass Tree

A hundred concentric orbits flood and fire forms a recursive ringtoss armor becomes skin in a solar system of age

Do you realize???

If there was one college where I’d say people would notice if you had died, I would say that was St. Andrews. Looks like I was wrong. While Daniel Goodstein was decomposing in Concord Hall, I was reminiscing with the other two class of ’97 graduates who decided to come to the reunion. Heather didn’t [...]

FlashEarth

Flashearth is pretty awesome. Agents is awesome. Iceland is aw3some.

Love of my lice

Vagina Power

Take your mind of the massacre

Pedia

A recent edit to WikiSummaries: “People who use this site are stupid and need to reaize that wikipedia is a dangerous person who will touch you in his truck.”

Will People Please Stop Having Sex With Assholes?

First, this moment of clarity: I mean the human embodiment of an asshole. AKA pricks, douche-nozzles, fuck-tards and the like. What I don’t mean are anuses. Lube up and do all the buttholes you want. I mean really, go to town. Just please, put a moratorium on hooking up with these cankle fuckers because you’re [...]