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Monthly Archives: April 2007

Flaming Lip Balm

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Rating: 8 out of 10. Complaints: No songs from Clouds Taste Metallic (or Zaireeka! for that matter). Wayne went on a bit long at times… Was Raleigh, NC in fact the best sing-along ever? In all your twenty years as a band? Really? Awesomeness: when everyone beamed their laser-pointers at Wayne, who then held up [...]

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Global Warming Brings Early Summer Blockbusters

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Senators, please, listen! You’ve voiced your doubts before, but I am here, before you now, with hard facts! We’re beginning to see the first signs that Dr. Ableson’s theories are true! What senator Goldtwhat called “crack-pot science” is here at out doorstep! Ladies and gentlemen of the senate, I have undeniable proof that global warming [...]

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Brain Candy

Monday, April 16, 2007

For those of you not in the know: times are a migraine. Friday was unexpectedly given to me and it was gorgeous. Like the Kids in the Hall movie, “it’s like it’s 76 degrees in your brain.” When given some time outside I normally opt to run, not walk. This is part as a battle [...]

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Surreal Songs

Friday, April 13, 2007

I made the music for Thrift Store Drifter and, um, sang on The Seat Dance. I know. I like this comment: HAHAHA!!! Cool..The Seat Dance leans further into cool territory than does the “Lean Back,” rides on the waves of awesomeness more than “Ghost Ridin’ The Whip,” and slides further into dopeness than does the [...]

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Patton Oswalt handles the hecklers

Friday, April 13, 2007
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God Rest You, Kurt Vonnegut

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Listen: last night I was speaking of how pretty awesome it was to be able to say that we live in the time of Kurt Vonnegut. The universe would have it that Kurt was dying at about that time. What a cosmic raspberry!

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Sean lennon

Monday, April 9, 2007

After the Sean Lennon show, Ben and I went for some drinks out at Milltown where we were later joined by Sean. It was disappointing how he just couldn’t close the deal with the sorority girl he was trying to pick up. I don’t know… I just think John’s kid should have more game than [...]

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Beautifully Pink

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Four AM came faster than I expected. Get out of work and with a couple of chores still in the gunny, the hours drop off scurvied teeth. When sheets were finally hit, the days events wouldn’t leave me. Cynthia was parading around a new hire and stops by my cube to introduce her. Right away [...]

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Interludes

Monday, April 2, 2007

This comes on my iPod every once in a while and I always listen to it all the way through. It’s done in synthesized voices; it never fails to crack me up. I’ll upload all the interludes some day, but until then, here is a transcript: “I’ve been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet [...]

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