ahhh….there’s that selective humanitarianism again! love it!

Us anthropology types might note though that sometimes this kind of moralistic philosophizing is a privilege of the well-off. If you’re homeless and miserable you might not be making abstract points about how important it is to engage and connect with one’s fellow human being. It’s possible you’re more likely thinking, “I’m really fucking hungry, and I’m really fucking miserable. What I could use right now is a couple of bucks for a burger and a 40.”

The best way to reach out to a homeless guy is to slap him a few times, and shake him back and forth while shouting, “C’mon, man! Wake up! Get ahold of yourself!”

He’ll probably say something like, “Holy shit! I’m homeless. How the fuck…?” Within a few months he’ll back in suburban-detached-numbness bliss, working a lame nine-to-five job and drinking much higher grade (socially acceptable) alcohol to forget. Plus, when he walks down the street yelling weird shit he’ll have a Bluetooth thing in his ear.

And the homeless guy lives happily ever after. Well, somewhere along the line he joins Fight Club.

did you delete my comment? you bastard!

oh wait, maybe you just moved it. i still can’t see the pumpkin. If you moved one letter in your name, you’d be Brain Risk. lol.

Here’s my rule of thumb… If a bum doesn’t have the good business sense to dress in a full suit and tie, he ain’t getting a dime. Even better, if you want money from me, then give me something in the deal — like say, a slice of pizza or something. You dress in a business suit (and not a cheap one either!) and give me a slice of pizza, then we’ll talk about that pocket change you want from me.

OK, I have no idea why the spam filter cracked down on my last comment. It’s getting really ruthless — either that, or everything I write is spam.

from the clipboard –

Here’s my rule of thumb… If a bum doesn’t have the good business sense to dress in a full suit and tie, he ain’t getting a dime. Even better, if you want money from me, then give me something in the deal — like say, a slice of pizza or something. You dress in a business suit (and not a cheap one either!) and give me a slice of pizza, then we’ll talk about that pocket change you want from me.

from the clipboard (with my anti-spam-filter defense) –

Here’s my rule of thumb… If a bum doesn’t have the good business sense to dress in a full suit and tie, he ain’t getting a dime. Even better, if you want money from me, then give me something in the deal — like say, a slice of pizza or something. You dress in a business suit (and not a cheap one either!) and give me a slice of pizza, then we’ll talk about that pocket change you want from me.

from the clipboard (with my anti-spam-filter defense) –

Here’s my rule of thumb… If a bum doesn’t have the good business sense to dress in a full suit and tie, he ain’t getting a dime. Even better, if you want money from me, then give me something in the deal — like say, a slice of pizza or something. You dress in a business suit (and not a cheap one either!) and give me a slice of pizza, then we’ll talk about that pocket change you want from me.

from the clipboard (with my anti-spam-filter defense) –

Here’s my rule of thumb… If a bum doesn’t have the good business sense to dress in a full suit and tie, he ain’t getting a dime. Even better, if you want money from me, then give me something in the deal — like say, a slice of pizza or something. You dress in a business suit (and not a cheap one either!) and give me a slice of pizza, then we’ll talk about that pocket change you want from me.

from the clipboard (with my anti-spam-filter defense) –

Here’s my rule of thumb… If a bum doesn’t have the good business sense to dress in a full suit and tie, he ain’t getting a dime. Even better, if you want money from me, then give me something in the deal — like say, a slice of pizza or something. You dress in a business suit (and not a cheap one either!) and give me a slice of pizza, then we’ll talk about that pocket change you want from me.

Now let’s see if I can figure out which word it filtered. Whatever it is, you’ll laugh.

pizza

bum

business

thumb

money

change

pocket

deal

dime

dress

want money
good business sense
pocket change

I give up. The spam filter is just on crack.

if you want money

rule of thumb

Bums nothing. It’s these comments that are the blots.

cheap

I figured it out! Somehow before I missed cheap.

So don’t try typing “cheap penis casino” cause your comment ain’t gonna make it.

“M,” don’t say that about your comments. Your comments are valid and worthwhile, and anything but “blots.” Don’t sell yourself short.

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If his own family and friends won’t give him any money, why the hel should I?