From Marketwatch:
On Friday, Google (GOOG489.75, +1.92, +0.4%) said it was to invest $600 million to build a data center in Lenoir, North Carolina, and create 210 jobs in one of the region’s less-well-off areas.
Predicted Lenoir County Metrics:
- There are going to be approximately 210 rapes,
- and then approximately 210 people migrating back to an area of actual population.
- After that, there will be at least 210 lawsuits.
- Sometime after that, Google will be moving 210 or so jobs to another location.
(from the archives of Guy)
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Oh you [two] and your dry Deliverance.
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