That’s bullshit! That never happened. This video was doctored. You must think I am a real simpleton!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL4hyATkQ74&mode=related&search=

sorry, nebraska! steve has mellowed out though and as we know you can now purchase windows in all 50 states –

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc4MzqBFxZE

this largely thanks to advertising –

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTkA9L2J2gY

though the campaign did suffer when steve got a tad peckish for advertisers and ate several of them

steve is honest that it wasn’t always advertising. once it was developers –

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhUAr-P_39U

unfortunately, steve got slightly enamored of the developers and ate them as well

now it’s about taking an apple product and reproducing it poorly five years after the fact, for instance the ipod clone…steve says, can i get a beat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zEQhhaJsU4