The second act last night (opening for Band of Horses) quickly won my heart by — despite protests from the audience — telling a story about, “so I have this growth on my anus… and now every time I shit it’s like a Play-Dough Fun Factory. if you took a cross section, it’d look like a silhouette of Papa Smurf.”
The Mer told me a story of a girl who was worried because it was burining when she urniated. She was sure it was an STD and so went to see her gyno. The gyn assured her that the burning was not from an STD… the was a chili pepper shoved in her urethra.