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  1. [vintage woman] Have you been telling lies, honey, or are you just happy ta see me? [/vintage woman]

    (Almost forgot to close out the vintage woman tag.)

    Caricature to salon specialist — I want to look like THAT.

    Salon specialist — That is a kitchen mop.

    Caricature — Yes, that.

    Salon specialist — No, wait, that’s David Lee Roth.

    Caricature — Whatever.

    Caricature — Do I look like I care?

    Caricature — Wake me up when I look like David Lee Roth.

    Salon specialist — No, wait, it’s a kitchen mop.

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