Unintelligent Design

  • A Texas woman just published her theory on global warming. Don’t be too hard on congress, lady. It’s an easy enough mistake. I once accidentally set the “PM” to “AM” on my clock. Thankfully the authorities contacted me before an era of ice and darkness ensued. Chuck sez, “guys – you *do* know that Congress doesn’t have the power to determine the length of the days, don’t you? Everyone knows that that responsibility lies with Chronos, God of Time, and we must bow before him and make a sacrifice unto him, lest he rewinds time itself and makes me go through 7th grade again.”
  • If you didn’t want to punch ID people in the mouth before, reading this dialog with one of them will really firm up that impulse:
  • This GA based character animation may help offset the bad taste in your mouth.