I had a meeting with HR to discuss the benefits of going permanent. One such perk is that they will pay for one class a week as long as it relates to my profession.
“Does anger management count?”
“Uh… no… no, I don’t think so.”
“Well it had better!”
This story isn’t that funny but I’ve wanted to tell it to a lot of people and haven’t because I felt like this would be lording over them such amenities. To most of my friends the concept of company-provided benefits are alien. E.g. once a friend of mine fell through the stairs where we work and when he told the boss the response was, “well, can you fix them?”