Brian Risk's Blog

I found a note on my car this morning. GENIUS, NOW I CAN’T PARK HERE FOR WORK THANKS, ASSHOLE Yes, I don’t live in that apartment complex, but I was in a visitors spot. I made sure of it. Now, I’ve seen people write letters that they then put under the windshield wipers of cars [...]

I just got a spam message that is sneaky enough that I feel I should warn others about its sneakiness. It poses as some sort of virtual post card or message: Hello , A Greeting Card is waiting for you at our virtual post office! You can pick up your postcard at the following web [...]

If you haven’t heard the song by Bandway, you need to. Though for Cynthia (and seemingly half the others on third floor) it’s five days, so the song comes up a little short. Last night I had a real Larry David moment: my change at a local coffee shop was six dollars. I dropped in [...]

Entirely Stolen from Creased Comics. Little Shop Of Whores Cock-O-Phile Dundee Ca-ca Pile Undies Sister Act The Shawshanker Redemption Holland’s Orifice Robin Hood: Prince Of Queefs Intercourse With A Vampire Blue Vulvet Invasion Of The Body Crappers A River Runs From It The Pee-On-Ist The Never-Ending Orgy Titty Slickers The Deerhumper Fill Bill Meatballed Oh! [...]