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Monthly Archives: November 2006

Car Note

I found a note on my car this morning.

GENIUS,
NOW I CAN’T PARK HERE
FOR WORK
THANKS,
ASSHOLE

Yes, I don’t live in that apartment complex, but I was in a visitors spot. I made sure of it. Now, I’ve seen people write letters that they then put under the [...]

Not a big deal

I saw the Rev. Jesse Jackson talking bout Michael Richards on the tv yesterday, but I couldn’t hear what he was saying. I’m sure it was along the lines of, “this really isn’t that big of a deal.”
Quiet + Beautiful = Mysterious.
Quiet + Unattractive = Creepy.
Last night I saw some people talking with Kevin [...]

Sneaky Virtual Greeting Spam

I just got a spam message that is sneaky enough that I feel I should warn others about its sneakiness. It poses as some sort of virtual post card or message:
Hello ,
A Greeting Card is waiting for you at our virtual post office! You can pick up your postcard at the following web address:
[the [...]

The Office Rap

Oy! Download The Office Rap!

Four Day Weekend: That’s What the Fuck I’m Talking About

If you haven’t heard the song by Bandway, you need to. Though for Cynthia (and seemingly half the others on third floor) it’s five days, so the song comes up a little short.
Last night I had a real Larry David moment: my change at a local coffee shop was six dollars. I [...]