I found a note on my car this morning.
GENIUS,
NOW I CAN’T PARK HERE
FOR WORK
THANKS,
ASSHOLE
Yes, I don’t live in that apartment complex, but I was in a visitors spot. I made sure of it. Now, I’ve seen people write letters that they then put under the [...]
I saw the Rev. Jesse Jackson talking bout Michael Richards on the tv yesterday, but I couldn’t hear what he was saying. I’m sure it was along the lines of, “this really isn’t that big of a deal.”
Quiet + Beautiful = Mysterious.
Quiet + Unattractive = Creepy.
Last night I saw some people talking with Kevin [...]
I just got a spam message that is sneaky enough that I feel I should warn others about its sneakiness. It poses as some sort of virtual post card or message:
Hello ,
A Greeting Card is waiting for you at our virtual post office! You can pick up your postcard at the following web address:
[the [...]
If you haven’t heard the song by Bandway, you need to. Though for Cynthia (and seemingly half the others on third floor) it’s five days, so the song comes up a little short.
Last night I had a real Larry David moment: my change at a local coffee shop was six dollars. I [...]