Brian Risk’s Blog

thingz r soooo not good @ skewl. teh prblm iz i jus dont fit n. evry tim i gos 2 class ppl mak fun uf me n say shiz lik lozer an fag an shiz. even the lozers do that lol. i cant tak this wrld anymore and m gonna end it. [...]

After Zach Galifianakis it was not even midnight and the evening was beautiful–A cool, but oddly-warm-for-Fall night. The kind of night that I felt would taunt me if I didn’t get some sort of exercise in it. I had been decimated from the night before when the North Mississippi All Stars played up [...]

People started walking out of the theater for the testicles-on-face scene in Borat. “This is too much for us to take,” mumbles one guy furtively glancing at the screen as his girlfriend leads him out. (Which is the one that couldn’t take it?) We met a pretty mild couple at the Cheesecake [...]