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This forever alters my perception two perfectly good things at once. (Not so much for work viewing)

This post will eventually disappear, so I shall post it verbatim:

I have for sale one BEAUTIFUL “RUSTY” Trombone. Please make me an offer. I will accept any reasonable offer. Again, the trombone is nice just a little rusty. Recently cleaned and inspected by a professional. It does work as my neighbors wife was playing it last night. The chromatic scale sounds a little flat once you get above the C minor but that could be due to a restriction in the plumbing or possibly it’s just out of tune a little. If you have any questions please feel free to ask. Photos upon request.

Paul tipped me off to this. He is hesitant to request a photo.

Julie came into posession of a kitty cat which then translated to me looking after it for (at least) a week. Who knows: it very well may become mine! It has already discovered that it loves the sweet, tangy flavor of iPhone headphones.

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A pet is a big decision. There’s a lot to consider. For example, I don’t know how I feel about using this vet:

When listening to a comedy album on your headphones, other people may think you’re weird when you suddenly burst out in laughter. Even more so if you’re at a urinal.

A PDF of the worst album covers of all time (which appears to fall mostly in the seventies) was just forwarded to me. There’s no nudity, but some are so questionable that if you’re skittish about it then I’d wait ’till after five.

Braille condom

Note: None of this happened.

Proof Dime