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Category Archives: Funny Stuff

The BBQ Split (TM)

Monday, November 12, 2007

The idea had its genesis at this year’s state fair, but was finally realized last Thursday in a flurry of drunken activity: Cook up a bratwurst, and place three scoops of BBQ and BBQ side items (mac-n-cheese, coleslaw, okra, etc.). It’s the cholesterol-lover’s version of the Banana Split. I’m just giving America what she wants.

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At this seminar, you will gain new skills, including…

Friday, September 7, 2007

How to be Better, Faster, and Different than Your Competition in Bed. The Top 3 Skills High Achievers Must Master in Bed. 7 Ways to Keep Your Customers Coming Back for Life in Bed. Steps to Becoming a Stronger, More Strategic Decision-Maker in Bed. How to Master the Art of Effective Leadership in Bed. Salesperson [...]

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Me before I kill again

Monday, August 27, 2007
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Simpsonizing perhaps a step to far

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

This forever alters my perception two perfectly good things at once. (Not so much for work viewing)

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Get it while it still “RUSTY” – $1

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

This post will eventually disappear, so I shall post it verbatim: I have for sale one BEAUTIFUL “RUSTY” Trombone. Please make me an offer. I will accept any reasonable offer. Again, the trombone is nice just a little rusty. Recently cleaned and inspected by a professional. It does work as my neighbors wife was playing [...]

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Kitty in the house

Monday, July 30, 2007

Julie came into posession of a kitty cat which then translated to me looking after it for (at least) a week. Who knows: it very well may become mine! It has already discovered that it loves the sweet, tangy flavor of iPhone headphones. *^-^* A pet is a big decision. There’s a lot to consider. [...]

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Location Location Location

Thursday, July 19, 2007

When listening to a comedy album on your headphones, other people may think you’re weird when you suddenly burst out in laughter. Even more so if you’re at a urinal.

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Worst Album Covers

Thursday, July 5, 2007

A PDF of the worst album covers of all time (which appears to fall mostly in the seventies) was just forwarded to me. There’s no nudity, but some are so questionable that if you’re skittish about it then I’d wait ’till after five.

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Braille Condom

Friday, June 22, 2007

Braille condom Note: None of this happened.

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Venn Diagram

Monday, June 11, 2007
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