But is our water supply as clean as Ivory? That’s 99.44.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to take a 96% chance on getting my water.
Our water supply voted with George Bush 90% of the time.
Look, if you like water so much, why don’t you build in a flood plain or behind a levee?
I like my water like I like my women. Hot, bubbly, wet, and at less than 100% capacity.
Do you need an underwater camera to take a photo of the following?…
OUR WATER SUPPLY IS AT 200% OF CAPACITY
Next time the aldermen get together, maybe someone who lives down there can make some suggestions for improvements to the sign. My first problem is that there is no Mr. T cutout standing next to the sign, and my second point is that the sign does not say, CONSERVE WATER, FOOL! THIS IS MR. T! I have other concerns but first things first.
As a temporary measure, the sign could simply say something like… CONSERVE. YOUR LOCAL OVERLORDS DEMAND THIS. PLEASE CONSERVE! sounds too plaintive and wishy washy. Do they want us to conserve or not?
Ideally, the sign would also have a giant fountain pouring over it right into the ground.
I’LL GIVE YOU A TOPIC
OUR WATER SUPPLY IS AT 96% CAPACITY
PLEASE CONVERSE!
But is our water supply as clean as Ivory? That’s 99.44.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to take a 96% chance on getting my water.
Our water supply voted with George Bush 90% of the time.
Look, if you like water so much, why don’t you build in a flood plain or behind a levee?
I like my water like I like my women. Hot, bubbly, wet, and at less than 100% capacity.
Do you need an underwater camera to take a photo of the following?…
OUR WATER SUPPLY IS AT 200% OF CAPACITY
Next time the aldermen get together, maybe someone who lives down there can make some suggestions for improvements to the sign. My first problem is that there is no Mr. T cutout standing next to the sign, and my second point is that the sign does not say, CONSERVE WATER, FOOL! THIS IS MR. T! I have other concerns but first things first.
As a temporary measure, the sign could simply say something like… CONSERVE. YOUR LOCAL OVERLORDS DEMAND THIS. PLEASE CONSERVE! sounds too plaintive and wishy washy. Do they want us to conserve or not?
Ideally, the sign would also have a giant fountain pouring over it right into the ground.