Brian Risk’s Blog

Ben & Jerry created “Yes Pecan!” ice cream flavor to honor Obama.

They then asked people to fill in the blank to the following statement:
For George W. we created “_________.”

Here are some of their favorite responses:

1. Grape Depression
2. Abu Grape
3. Cluster Fudge
4. Nut’n Accomplished
5. Iraqi Road
6. Chock ‘n Awe
7. WireTapioca
8. Impeach Cobbler
9. Guantanamallow
10. imPeachmint
11. Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf*cker Swirl
12. Heck of a job, Brownie
13. Neocon Politan
14. RockyRoad to Fascism
15. The Reese’s-cession
16. Cookie D’oh
17. The Housing Crunch
18. Nougalar Proliferation
19. Death by Chocolate
20. Death by Torture
21. Credit Crunch
22. Country Pumpkin
23. Chunky Monkey in Chief
24. George Bush Doesn’t Care about Dark Chocolate*
25. WM Delicious
26. Chocolate Chimp
27. Bloody Sundae
28. Caramel Preemptive Stripe
29. I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands . . . with nuts

*My favorite.