Perhaps one of the grossest things to ever happen to me just happened

It’s late and I need to finish a project.  What’s this?  My roomate didn’t drink all of the coffee in the pot.  I’ll put some ice cubes in the cup and it’ll be a nice iced-coffee…  {glugglugglug} What the fuck?  Weird stuff in my mouth?  Spit it the fuck out!

I spit whatever it was into my hand dear readers and found that it was some sort of fungus.  Brown, slimy, formless fungus.  The type of fungus that would grow as some sort of scum, floating like a lilly-pad, on the top of what must have been days-old coffee.

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