Iâ€™m excited about attending temple with Mer for the Rosh Hashana service. Iâ€™m especially enthused for what I can only imagine will be a veritable smorgasbord of gefilte fishâ€”a delicacy which shares the ranks of haggis and chitlins as Fear-Factor-worthy fodder. Ah, gefilte fishâ€¦ It tastes fine, but wins hands down in terms of scariest looking food ever. If you have not seen it in the ethnic food section of your local grocery mart, imagine an albino hobo taking several bleached shits in a mason jar filled with cloudy urin. Very choice.