January 19, 2007
The Floatea
Reggae kept me up last night at the Cradle. After work my usual parking spot is taken so I park in a neighbors. How could they possibly need that spot between 2:45 and 8:45 AM? Lo and behold, a note on the car indicating that they’ve taken down my license plate number and are keeping a really close eye on me. I mean, are you kidding me? They didn’t need the space for that off-peak time. That’s just staking claim just for the sake of staking a claim. As a result I was cranky all the way to work. To counteract this I thought some caffeine was in order, but the usual company coffee just wouldn’t do. My bright idea (in a brain-addled way) was to float a tea bag in my cup to give it an extra kick; I’m calling it the Floatea. You really should try it — it’s horrible.
Comments
January 20, 2007
guy who keeps changing his name on brian's blog said:
Don’t worry. If they’re keeping a real close eye on you, that should make you more attractive to other women.
M said:
Oh, the many little joys of living in an apartment complex.
There should be some kind of mandatory waiting period for tantrums - in bitchy note form, and otherwise.
All the Flotea needs is a dash of Coca-Cola.
January 21, 2007
ashley said:
When my siblings and I were very young we used to mix coca cola and milk to pretend to be drinking coffee like grownups…it’s like drinking the dregs of a coke float.