Another confidentiality clause violation from me. Doug just sent this email which made me laugh:
Denman brought in a pecan pie. It’s really good. Eat it.
Now.
There’s a lot to be said for effective punctuation and I think this is an excellent example. “Now” being on a separate line gives it all the more sense of urgency. (Reader’s note: Doug is the English major in a department of autistic troglodytes.)
I work for one of your competitors, and I’ve been trying for ages to determine the quality of Denman’s pecan pie. Looks like I can tell those private investigators I hired to take five. Thanks for the hot scoop!